Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is with these reviewers? All of the sudden everyone is an intelect now? That they hold some high standard to the work on newgrounds? YOU'RE WATCHING A FUCKING FOAMY CARTOON!!! How much more creative do you people need it to get? Why can't you people just enjoy what is put on the table for you? You think you sound smart because "Oh look at me, I sound so interesting and smart because I gave a review as if I was commenting on an oscar winning movie." You people sound retarded. Give it a rest and it even looks as if one reviewer is trying to outdo the one before him, it's ridiculous. I hate that I'm even giving this long of a review, just say what you people need to say short and sweet, don't sit there and tell the guy what he should and shouldn't do with your "Well, I'm sorry for the wall of text. But then, you of all people should understand rants" crap! OOh! you sound so fucking witty! Shove a hot poker up your ass and twist until you reach your heart and it explodes! You people sitting there all day writing these long reviews about the work on newgrounds are those geeks back in highschool that everyone made fun of for sitting around playing Magic cards and saying off the wall puns that made you sound retarded and not intellectual! Out of the thousands of flash movies and games I've seen on here over the last half a decade only about 10% of those were any good, and the illwill press series is one of them. Newgrounds is just a flash website with a nice layout and awards that don't really mean anything accept that someone out there likes your work. It's not the end all be all of creativity, it's just a website. I like newgrounds, don't get me wrong, but I don't spend day in and day out on it, I've got other shit to do like take care of a family and go outside and get some sun. These cartoons are funny and that's all it needs.